Cupcake gone wrong

Lydon 9:30 PM : "I think I am bothering people at work with my cough."
ME 9:30 PM: "I doubt it everyone gets the bug and I'll bet they don't even notice."
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Lydon 4:00AM: Coughing and Hacking away...Moaning and Groaning
ME: "I take that back you are probably bothering people at work.
Should you go sleep on the couch or should I?"
Lydon:"Ummmmm"
ME: "fine I will."
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Lydon 8:00AM: "Don't eat the rest of that cupcake I think it gave me food poisoning last night but I think my cough is better" :)